music

many of my songs and instrumental works can be found on soundcloud, which also provides free downloads so that you can quit your job, buy a van, and follow me across the country as i fail to perform concerts because, while i like to play live, i get bored playing the same songs over and over, even if they're mine, and would much rather spend the time writing new songs.

if, however, you want to experience the vicarious thrill of being a chrome bones groupie, you may send a photo of you lifting up your shirt to show me what you've got here, with the understanding that i may post the aforementioned photo online without you getting a bloody dime, let alone backstage passes, even if i ever do decide to gig again, which i doubt.

feel the love?

a few of the trending tracks are below. if you're from france, please let me know why more people in your country play my music than people in the states do. please make your response in the form of an essay. it doesn't have to be in english; i'm not going to read it, anyway, since i've currently got a thing for redheads from scotland, neither of which is probably you.

also, just so you know, my juvenile sense of humor insists that each person who has listened to a chrome bones song 'got boned', with appropriate ridiculous 'i got boned' merchandise now available under the 'junk' tab above.